NEW WORLD ORDER AND THE JAZZ ...

Aha !!!
Ages later i turn to my lil ol blog to seek solitude again .

The worlds a crazy place alright!! The famous thought again yet foolish because were all convinced he head to our shelters for a while and then rush back in to make a few more bucks , believe in the aforesaid line and then the cycle keeps repeating. Great minds who said marriage is hell got married, people who hated sick jobs and loved entreprenuership suddenly are found working under the very dumbheads they cursed. Hey !!! suddenly the worlds a different place. Someone told me in first year in college that you are what the college makes you. Agreed!! hell what happened to free thought that seemed to exist there or are we the new victims of the new world order.

Well The new world order!!! no you bucha WWF crazy buggers....i aint talking about that ....this is the new world were in ...where youre lucky to find a place to stay for 3K a month and where youre lucky to land up a m,aruti 800 while balancing on the rising inflation.

I seem to have found out a few things to live by !! and escape this mania !!!

1. SLeep less nights in office aint worth it. Fingers are going to be pointed anyways....so screw em anyways...might as well rest my sweet lil posterior and sleep on it than spoil the good time i have anyways. AHEM !!! im still working on this one !!!

2. Girl who loves parks are good.....as i said...inflation is high ..hehe and so is petrol ....

3. Get to the " you dont screw with me fate" mode in life. Every thing that happens is for good. Whats happening is good and what will is for the better . SHAMBHO MAHADEVA!!!

4. DOnt dream about that lil ol house with a cute lil puppy with your girl !!! its freaking 60 lakhs to buy a place to tie a cow man !!!

5. Work out hard !!! - BULLOCKS TO THAT ....hey im running around like a crazed cat as is .....chill out baby !!! spend some time lazing out !!...let those dreams about that babe carry on hehe !!!

6. play some guitar ...its like love

7. ALcohol is good. Period.

8. Think philosophical and psyche the world out with the depth of inner stream conciousness that alter the state of mental anathema and takes yourself to transcedental state of mental delsion that removes the trauma raised by the embellishments of human endurance. Dint understand anything ??? neither did i ??? point is talk big......dont work on raising your knowledge,,,work on your vocab.....If the other guy at work dint understand what you said...hed say ur a genius.Rather than telling the guy-"hey dude !!! check if the tables have the damn values"...say ..."run a sanity check on the database"....dude wouldnt know what the hell to do and your free from trouble while he figures it out....Point is talk big....n work less !!!

9. Dont throw the tattered clothes....gift em to some fashion designer...it could sell for a billion dollars...and you could be rich !!! tattered clothes are in again !!!
10. IF you believed all that jazz....get your ass up....stop dreaming and get back to work....for the world aint fair bro.....ITS the NEW WORLD ORDER my friend !!!